10 Funny Pregnancy Quotes to Make New Moms Smile
Pregnancy is a wild ride, and sometimes you just need a good laugh to lighten the load. Whether you’re dealing with cravings, waddling, or endless naps, a bit of humor can make all the difference. We’ve rounded up 10 funny pregnancy quotes to bring a smile to new moms, perfect for sharing a giggle or brightening your day. With a boho-inspired charm, these sayings capture the quirky side of motherhood—let’s dive into the fun!
10 Funny Pregnancy Quotes
“Pregnancy: When your body becomes a snack bar and a nap zone.”
“My bump’s now my shelf for crumbs and dreams.”
“Pregnancy cravings: 90% pickles, 10% sanity.”
“I’m not waddling—I’m practicing my penguin strut.”
“My baby’s first kick was just a demand for more ice cream.”
“Pregnancy: When your shoes and your patience stop fitting.”
“I’m growing a human and a collection of stretchy pants.”
“My bump says ‘hello’ before I do these days.”
“Pregnancy: Where every nap feels like a victory lap.”
“I’m not hormonal—I’m just practicing for the mom voice.”
You’re Bringing Joy to Motherhood
These 10 funny pregnancy quotes are a reminder to embrace the quirks and laugh through the journey. Let them brighten your day and keep you smiling, mama. Keep spreading joy! Want more pregnancy inspiration? Check out our other resources below!